Fly Me to You

I love to travel, and I’m happy to meet you wherever in the U.S. that you’d like. I’m especially easily enticed to return to Washington, D.C., Las Vegas, Detroit, Seattle, and Miami.

Fly me to you bookings require a three hour minimum and a 50% deposit, which is nonrefundable if you cancel (and refundable if I do).

A region-dependent flat fee to include travel, lodging, and other incurred expenses applies to all fly me to you bookings. The numbers below are in addition to my hourly rate.

I may choose to extend a FMTY into a tour for some cities; if you can’t bear not to have me all to yourself, you are welcome to reserve exclusivity for an additional 4k donation.

South/Southeast: $2,000

Northeast/East Coast: $2,500

Midwest: $3,000

West: $4,000